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He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
One against whom there was no official complaint,
And all the reports on his conduct agree
That, in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word, he was a
saint,
For in everything he did he served the Greater Community...

...Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.

-- The Unknown Citizen/Auden